Living in this country feels like being trapped on the top floor of a 25-story tenement in which there are at least nine five-alarm fires a day, Orcs are storming the building, scorpions are dropping from the ceiling, and a tsunami threatens outside.

There are so many emergencies, so much dire news, you don’t know which way to turn.

But right now I want to talk about something that happened that is so profoundly stupid, it almost defies description.

Mango last week posted a video to his socials of himself promoting MedBeds.

What are MedBeds, you wonder?

MedBeds are actually a far-right conspiracy that the wealthy liberal billionaires in this country have developed medical technology so advanced, it can cure any illness and even regrow limbs.

In the video, however, Metamussolini here brags about making this new technology available to all Americans and that they will soon be receiving their MedBed registration cards.

The video that he posted is fake, all AI.

He didn’t even recognize he posted a fake video of himself.

Who does this? Who tweets out a phony AI video of himself shilling a product that does not exist?

Why isn’t this headline news?

Why hasn’t anyone invoked the 25th Amendment yet?

If there’s anyone who’s unfit for office, it’s this rotted coconut.