Stop Facebook from Stalking You

On Twitter, a friend posted: “Facebook is the worst mistake humanity has ever made.”

I had to stop to think about that.

The worst mistake? That seems harsh.

I’d rank it in my Top 20.

I must confess: I loathe Facebook.

Mourning a Friend Never Met

Andre was a vegetarian.

And he wanted you to be a vegetarian too.

He posted numerous images and videos to remind his many social media followers that what we eat had a face – and suffered to get to our plates.

Now I don’t want you to think he was some humorless zealot.

Far from it.

It’s looking more and more convincing that “Empire” star Jussie Smollett faked his own attack and blamed it on MAGA thugs.

A grand jury indicted him Wednesday night, charging him with a felony count of disorderly account for reporting the alleged assault in January.

He reportedly hired two brothers who were “Empire” extras to stage the attack.

From Hasbro, maker of Monopoly, My Little Pony and other fine products to entertain and distract children, comes this new game …

… about walking in poo.

In “Don’t Step In It!,” kids are blindfolded and must cross a playmat without stepping in piles of crap.

OK, it’s not real crap.

A baffling email popped up in my inbox.

The subject line read: “Buyer Refund – Case Resolution – Response Required.”

The message landed as a priority alert, with an angry red exclamation point.

The return address was “service@paypal.com” – at least, that’s how it appeared in my inbox.

But there was something strange about this.