Here It Is. The Most Pathetic Thing You Will Ever See in Your Entire Life*

Not a hoax.

Not an imposter.

Not an AI nightmare.

The president of the United States, the commander in chief, the leader of the free world, is hawking perfume.

Trump has launched his own fragrances for men and women, Victory 45-47, for “patriots who never back down.”

Yes, you, too, can emit the musky odor of days-old Depends.

Oh, don’t take my word for it.

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The Stupidest Thing You’ll Hear This Week: Demento Wants to Be Pope

When he wasn’t busy cratering our 401ks or defunding PBS and Meals on Wheels, the Bronzed Turd shared another career ambition: He wouldn’t mind becoming the next pope.

The bizarre revelation came when reporters asked him who he’d like to see succeed Pope Francis, who died late April at the age of 88.

“I’d like to be pope,” he said. “That would be my no. 1 choice.”

Say what?

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Baboon to Harvard: Stop Hitting Yourself

Ole Yamtits’ war on Harvard took another turn late last week:

Administration officials stated the letter demanding that Harvard cede control of its hiring, admissions, and curriculum was actually a draft that was accidentally sent and that Harvard should have known that, and Harvard blew it big time by making the entire kerfuffle public.

Does this letter look like a draft to you?

It’s literally signed by three officials of the Orange Dodo’s administration.

An unnamed member of the administration complained to the New York Times that Harvard went on a victimhood campaign after getting the letter.

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Make It Make Sense

The New European gets right to the point.

America had a choice between a leader who promised to a president for all people and a traitor who campaigned on fear and hatred.

And America chose the traitor.

Vice President Kamala Harris offered a vision to take this country forward, off the robust economy she and President Joe Biden built.

Mango Mussolini repeatedly referred to America as a “garbage can” at his rallies.

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