When he wasn’t busy cratering our 401ks or defunding PBS and Meals on Wheels, the Bronzed Turd shared another career ambition: He wouldn’t mind becoming the next pope.
The bizarre revelation came when reporters asked him who he’d like to see succeed Pope Francis, who died late April at the age of 88.
“I’d like to be pope,” he said. “That would be my no. 1 choice.”
Say what?
Continue reading “The Stupidest Thing You’ll Hear This Week: Demento Wants to Be Pope”
Ole Yamtits’ war on Harvard took another turn late last week:
Administration officials stated the letter demanding that Harvard cede control of its hiring, admissions, and curriculum was actually a draft that was accidentally sent and that Harvard should have known that, and Harvard blew it big time by making the entire kerfuffle public.
Does this letter look like a draft to you?
It’s literally signed by three officials of the Orange Dodo’s administration.
An unnamed member of the administration complained to the New York Times that Harvard went on a victimhood campaign after getting the letter.
Continue reading “Baboon to Harvard: Stop Hitting Yourself”
Congress rubber-stamps his every move.
Big tech is eager to lick his boots.
Media has been co-opted, bullied, or is all to happy to parrot his views.
Finally, finally, finally, someone said no to Mango Mussolini.
It came down to Harvard University to draw the line.
Continue reading “Harvard Draws the Line”
Sure, the much anticipated “Hush” sequel “Would You Be Damn Quiet” – er, I may have that title wrong – dropped this week with 87 variant covers.
Honestly, I got a bit batty myself at the local comics shop staring at the three rows of covers for sale, including the oversized edition, a third taller than a Treasury Edition.
Good luck storing that one in mint condition, kids!
Oh, “Batman” No. 158 is gorgeous, just what you’d expect from artist Jim Lee.
But we have, what, eleven more issues to go to settle a verdict on Jeph Loeb’s story.
Let’s talk about the recently concluded miniseries “Little Batman: Month One.”
Continue reading “Little Batman is the Hero We Didn’t Know We Needed”
AI stands as the most disruptive force in our world today.
It threatens the creative professions. It undermines our ability to discern what is real. It promises nothing but chaos for our political system, which is already dominated by bad faith actors.
But we’re not talking about that today.
Someone has found a great way to use AI to stick it to some of the most loathsome parasites in the world.
Continue reading “At Last, a Good Use for AI”
Mark Perigard 