After CBS cancelled Colbert’s show to placate President Dipshit, I joked that the network would replace it with a new program:

“The Super Happy Love Kissy Kissy Trump Forever Hour.”

Today that doesn’t feel like a joke.

It seems like the direction of all corporate media. The Mango administration flexed its muscles: Brandon Carr, the head of the FCC, threatened ABC, and ABC buckled, pulling Kimmel’s late-night show indefinitely.