When he wasn’t busy cratering our 401ks or defunding PBS and Meals on Wheels, the Bronzed Turd shared another career ambition: He wouldn’t mind becoming the next pope.
The bizarre revelation came when reporters asked him who he’d like to see succeed Pope Francis, who died late April at the age of 88.
“I’d like to be pope,” he said. “That would be my no. 1 choice.”
Say what?
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Mark Perigard 