Not a hoax.

Not an imposter.

Not an AI nightmare.

The president of the United States, the commander in chief, the leader of the free world, is hawking perfume.

Trump has launched his own fragrances for men and women, Victory 45-47, for “patriots who never back down.”

Yes, you, too, can emit the musky odor of days-old Depends.

Oh, don’t take my word for it.

Check out the official site, complete with a video of Mango pushing the gold-plated bottles allegedly in his image.

Just $249 a bottle! How can you resist!

From the man who has sold gold sneakers, his own Bible, NFTs, steaks, bogus university degrees, and millions of Americans on the notion that he is a sane, upstanding leader and not the worst example of humanity this country has ever seen in public service.

* Warning! As of this writing, we are only about six months into Trump’s second term. The chances of Trump exceeding this level of pathetic rock-bottom behavior, oh, at least twice a week for the next three-and-a-half years are certain! Do stay tuned to see where the grift goes!