Not a hoax.
Not an imposter.
Not an AI nightmare.
The president of the United States, the commander in chief, the leader of the free world, is hawking perfume.
Trump has launched his own fragrances for men and women, Victory 45-47, for “patriots who never back down.”
Yes, you, too, can emit the musky odor of days-old Depends.
Oh, don’t take my word for it.
Continue reading “Here It Is. The Most Pathetic Thing You Will Ever See in Your Entire Life*”
The makers of the Freewrite bill it as a “smart typewriter.”
I see it as a dumb word processor.
But nicknames aside, the device has its allure.
I spent a good month reading and watching everything I could about the Freewrite.
These various models are marketed solely to writers. The hook is that they offer an immersive experience that is hard to find anywhere else because they are built for one thing and one thing only: writing.
Continue reading “Before You Get a Freewrite, Answer This One Question”When he wasn’t busy cratering our 401ks or defunding PBS and Meals on Wheels, the Bronzed Turd shared another career ambition: He wouldn’t mind becoming the next pope.
The bizarre revelation came when reporters asked him who he’d like to see succeed Pope Francis, who died late April at the age of 88.
“I’d like to be pope,” he said. “That would be my no. 1 choice.”
Say what?
Continue reading “The Stupidest Thing You’ll Hear This Week: Demento Wants to Be Pope”
Ole Yamtits’ war on Harvard took another turn late last week:
Administration officials stated the letter demanding that Harvard cede control of its hiring, admissions, and curriculum was actually a draft that was accidentally sent and that Harvard should have known that, and Harvard blew it big time by making the entire kerfuffle public.
Does this letter look like a draft to you?
It’s literally signed by three officials of the Orange Dodo’s administration.
An unnamed member of the administration complained to the New York Times that Harvard went on a victimhood campaign after getting the letter.
Continue reading “Baboon to Harvard: Stop Hitting Yourself”
Congress rubber-stamps his every move.
Big tech is eager to lick his boots.
Media has been co-opted, bullied, or is all to happy to parrot his views.
Finally, finally, finally, someone said no to Mango Mussolini.
It came down to Harvard University to draw the line.
Continue reading “Harvard Draws the Line”
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