Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump, "Saturday Night Live" (Photo: NBC)

Alec Baldwin’s Trump surprises graduates in SNL finale

President Trump (Alec Baldwin) shocked online graduates of Saint Mary Magdalene-by-the-Expressway when he popped up as their commencement speaker on the May finale of NBC’s “Saturday Night Live.”

He was so honored to be their “vale-dictator.” He apologized for his appearance – he had to resort to a Liza Minnelli Tik-Tok tutorial to do his own makeup.

He drank from a Clorox bottle – “good ole invincibility juice” – and had a few choice words of advice for the graduates.

“Surround yourself always with the worst people you can find. That way, you’ll always shine … Live every day like it’s your last, ’cause we’re gonna let this virus run wild.”

Is this Baldwin’s last appearance as Trump?

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Elizabeth Gillies stars in "Dynasty." (Photo: CW)

How to fix ‘Dynasty’

Last night, through no plan or fault of its own, CW’s “Dynasty” aired its third season finale. The Coronavirus crisis shut down production before the cast and crew could film the final two episodes of the season.

Spoiler alert!

In last night’s episode, “My Hangover’s Arrived,” directed by Gina Lamar and written by Francisca X. Hu, Fallon (Elizabeth Gillies) and her “bride tribe” had to re-create their steps after a drunken bachelorette party left her convinced she had married a stranger. Back in Atlanta, Adam (Sam Underwood) tried to undermine Blake’s (Grant Show) business dealings; Anders (Alan Dale) learned troubling things about Adam’s past in Montana; and Alexis (Elaine Hendrix) moved to thwart Jeff (Sam Adegoke) from ending their marriage of convenience.

There wasn’t much of a cliffhanger – or even a dramatic stinger – but you can’t blame the cast and the crew for that. But even after three seasons, “Dynasty” still struggles to forge its own identity.

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Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump (Photo: ABC)

Jimmy Kimmel has the best reaction after being insulted by Trump

The president likes to tweet.

A lot.

Some people say he should really cut down on the tweeting and go read something, anything.

Maybe a grammar book to help with his spelling and punctuation.

Trump loves to use Twitter to settle scores and to scold people he feels aren’t showing him the adulation he thinks he deserves.

In a rage-storm yesterday, he praised the ratings success of Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld, “a one time Trump Hater who has come all the way home” – which means what exactly? – and referred to Gutfeld’s time-slot rivals as “no talent Stephen Colbert, nice guy Jimmy Fallon and wacko ‘last placer’ Jimmy Kimmel.”

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Jerry Seinfeld as Murder Hornet

Jerry Seinfeld is …. Murder Hornet

We can agree: 2020 is a nightmare.

As if the summer couldn’t look any dire, Murder Hornets have arrived on our fair shores.

What, my innocent travelers, are Murder Hornets? These are Asian giant hornets, two inches long, orange-headed and orange-striped. They are known for decapitating honey bees and feeding their midsections to their young. Their neurotoxin is powerful enough to kill a human if the person is stung multiple times.

They sound like something only Stephen King could create.

Leave it to Stephen Colbert to make mirth out of madness. Last night, “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” dropped the trailer for the summer animated blockbuster coming never to your theater: “Murder Hornet.”

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The cast of "Happy Endings"

Seven series to help you survive the shutdown

You have too much time on your hands.

Here to help.

Here are seven series guaranteed to get you through the worst of times, the best of times, any time you need some quality viewing.

“Happy Endings” (ABC, 2011-2013, three seasons, 57 episodes): It’s just six misfit friends trying to get by. No, not that show. Here, the jokes and pop culture shots soar at warp speed. You may find it, as Penny (Casey Wilson) would say, “A-MAH-ZING.” Here’s just the start to one of its great episodes, when a prank on Max (Adam Pally) takes a dark (but hilarious) turn: Continue reading “Seven series to help you survive the shutdown”