Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Photo: CBS)

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog tested Trump voters’ intelligence. It didn’t go well.

Is there anything that the self-proclaimed stable genius could say that would make Trump voters rethink their support?

“Despite the travesties of his coronavirus response, the failed economy, and California’s exploding trees, President Trump’s loyal followers have stuck with him through the good times and the end times,” Triumph the Insult Comic Dog says in this segment from CBS’ “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.” “One wonders if anything the president says or does could cost him their herd mentality.”

He brought together focus group of Trump voters and presented them with a series of outrageous fake ads advocating perfectly deranged things as …

Electrifying statues.

Forced child labor.

Microwaving human beings.

The results:

Not so great for this country.

See for yourself.

And remember to vote Nov. 3 as if your life depends on it.

Spoiler alert: It does.

Jerry Seinfeld as Murder Hornet

Jerry Seinfeld is …. Murder Hornet

We can agree: 2020 is a nightmare.

As if the summer couldn’t look any dire, Murder Hornets have arrived on our fair shores.

What, my innocent travelers, are Murder Hornets? These are Asian giant hornets, two inches long, orange-headed and orange-striped. They are known for decapitating honey bees and feeding their midsections to their young. Their neurotoxin is powerful enough to kill a human if the person is stung multiple times.

They sound like something only Stephen King could create.

Leave it to Stephen Colbert to make mirth out of madness. Last night, “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” dropped the trailer for the summer animated blockbuster coming never to your theater: “Murder Hornet.”

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